100 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Credited to Erica Jabali
Kids' laughter is music to our ears! Simple jokes, like knock knock jokes, are such an easy way to bring out smiles and laughs. Many classic knock knocks are still guaranteed to crack up little ones, and there are plenty of new jokes to add to the mix.
We've curated a list of the 100 best knock knock jokes that are family-friendly and simple to remember. Share a few of these when you're on the way to activities, waiting in line, have downtime at home or are anywhere in need of a laugh!
This should give kids plenty to laugh about, and don't be surprised if they start sharing these jokes with anyone who will listen.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh…?
MOOOOO!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn't opened, so I knocked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase if you pack the car!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
There's nobel…that's why I knocked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell - it's not working!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do, too!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use the bathroom, so open up!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream so you can hear me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help here opening the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, the joke is over.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm good, Hawaii you?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you're excited to see me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran here. I'm tired.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
Actually, it's to whom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice person.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I'd love some almonds!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with you later!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson some TV right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears another joke for ya!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honey do you want to dance?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don't knock on doors!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you when you got home!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire a path, I'm coming through!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Who you callin' coocoo?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open up?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Yappee!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I'm leaving!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I'll come in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
It's scold outside, let me in!Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go, "Vroooom."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie-body there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls go.
Owls go who?
That's right!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon cold, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Leon.
Leon who?
Leon me when you're not strong!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there.
Tiss.
Tiss who?
A tiss-who is for blowing your nose!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hike.
Hike who?
A Haiku is a Japanese poem!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Quiche me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno how funny this is?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything you want!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff.
Ruff who?
Who let the dogs out?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya feel the love tonight?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question…
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon some cookies, they smell delicious!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gouda.
Gouda who?
Gouda knock jokes, don't you think?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down if you're tired!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah anyone who can open this door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you can open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wood.
Wood who?
Wood you like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pew.
Pew who?
Pew. Pew. Pew.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I.O.
I.O.who?
You owe ME. Can you pay me back?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
No, Barbie CUE.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tatt.
Tatt who?
No thanks, I'm too young for a tattoo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scooby.
Scooby who?
Scooby Doo of course!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor your hand if you have a question!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Nah, I prefer Google.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tritan.
Tritan who?
Tritan tell you a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess me, myself and I!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, there's no point!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Hey! Pecan someone your own size!
We hope you had some laughs while browsing this list! These 100 knock knock jokes are sure to be new favorites for your kids or students. Never underestimate the joy that a well-timed joke can bring to kids. Come back to this list whenever you need some tried-and-true kid humor.
